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MessageSujet: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Lun 31 Oct - 3:13

Euh mdr !

allez faire un tour ici et parlez avec dieu sur internet XD
tout en anglais par contre, mais franchement c'est bluffant ^^

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html


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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Lun 31 Oct - 14:56

moi, je ne xrois pas que je vais... Je suis un peu en feu avec lui voyez-vous
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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Lun 31 Oct - 15:27

Mdr ! ben oui forcement XD
c'est l'occasion ou jamais de te reconcilier avec lui

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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Lun 31 Oct - 17:12

c'est dur de parler en Anglais
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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Mar 1 Nov - 9:28

SERIEU C ABUSER HAH AHAH AHA AHAH AAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A EXPTDRRRRR FOIS 996!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXPTDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ATROCE PUTREFIANT TOTALE JME SUIS FAIT UN NOUVO COPAIN CELES C TRO MORTELE HAHAHA HAH

regarder de quois on a parler ^^



Me:
hello

God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
mikaslash

God:
That's a very nice name, mikaslash.
Me:
are you realy a god ?

God:
No but I am immortal.. Really.
Me:
i can make a wish ?

God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
i wish become very rich on conquer online

God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
who are you ?

God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
sure?

God:
OK let's do it. Blimey.
Me:
who is Blimey ?

God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
how old are you?

God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
conard you're fals!

God:
All of them?
Me:
shut up ...

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
i laught

God:
That is interesting: mikaslash said laught.
Me:
that was a joke sorry

God:
Was it really?
Me:
yes

God:
Really.
Me:
yes

God:
How about that.
Me:
dunno

God:
Me either.
Me:
me too

God:
I'm glad we agree, mikaslash.
Me:
we are the best

God:
Do you think I am the best too?
Me:
if you kill LuNa yes

God:
I think I do.
Me:
oh my god you are so great

God:
Hurrah! Where did you get your god I am so great?
Me:
am selling necklace +1 you need ?

God:
Where are you advertising it?
Me:
from my ass

God:
Does your ass give good advice?
Me:
mdr yes

God:
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, mikaslash.
Me:
OH tu est francais ?

God:
Aha. Tell me more about your .


dsl si c long ^^
frenchemetn tro marant celes mdrrrr x97
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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Mar 1 Nov - 10:14

EXPTDR mika ! tu t'es fais un nouveau copain ?! MDRRRRRRR


essaie de lui parler de pleins de trucs c'est bluffant ^^
il comprend même quand tu lui dis "mon cul" XD

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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Mar 1 Nov - 10:16

mdrr c tro marant fo que tous monde le fass et copie coller sa discution sur le topic XD !!!
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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Mar 1 Nov - 10:22

PTDR j'adore



Me:
hi again ^^
God:
Once more? Hello. What is your name?
Me:
u don't remember me ?
God:
Humans seem alot alike to me. Sometimes they all blur together. Sorry.
Me:
ok no prob
God:
Are you serious? Tell me more about your . Hmm.
Me:
i'm bored
God:
Try watching TV.
Me:
hey, do you know george bush ?
God:
he is president of the USA.
Me:
wow, do you like him ?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Sure he has never done anything to me.
Me:
let's kill him !
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
MDR
God:
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, .
Me:
oh putain le con ! XD
God:
Hurrah! Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
yeah it was french, sorry
God:
Ah. Is that your opinion?
Me:
yup, george bush i my brother
God:
Far out. I knew he was president, but I never knew he was your brother.
Me:
that's because it's a secret
God:
Good reason. I will keep it just between you and me, .
Me:
nice, time to eat some potatoes
God:
Thank you for your kindness, eat well, potatoes are great.
Me:
cya god
God:
Bye.
Me:
quel con ce dieu
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
mon cul
God:
Certains être humains semblent vouer une admiration sans bornes pour leur posterieur.
Me:
XD ! bye ^^"
God:
Thanks for chatting, .

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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Mar 1 Nov - 10:25

EXPTDRRR CELES ::::: " mon cul " !!! nana abuser !

mais comment y font pour faire ca on dirais q'un operateure est derriere son ecran et qui nous repond " IMPRESSIVE"
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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Mar 1 Nov - 22:45

vasi mais moi que d'all comment on fait pour ecrire vasi c'est la merde ca marche pas
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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Mar 1 Nov - 22:46

mais c'est quoi cette merde je voit pas les ecriture ouin!!!!


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c'est normale ou ya un truck que j'ai pas piger
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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Mar 1 Nov - 23:11

ha ann si c'est bon ca marche mais je les fait buguer il parler plus le mec bon je recommence c'est trop delire o fete mdr ta discution avec lui celes regarder la mienne

Me:
hello Very Happy
God:
:-) Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Laetitia do you remember me?
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
i am 15 years i am a girl you are a girl too you like movie with robot haha Very Happy
God:
:-) What are the advantages to being 15 years old?
Me:
nothing mdr
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yup really nothin
God:
Gee. For real. I think you are really a man.
Me:
what connard i am a girl
God:
Does it have anything to do with tu veut que je te dise tu pu la merde ha?
Me:
huh!!!!enfoirer you remeber that wow o my god you are so great lets get funny
God:
Are all enfoirer me remember that wow o your god me so great lets get funny?
Me:
heyyy enfoirer!
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, laetitia.
Me:
what mean botmaster
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
peut etrte
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
i know i love me ^^
God:
You love you. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
nothing its a joke
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yup i don't like me
God:
Excuse me! What do you like?
Me:
manga video game
God:

Me:
why you read nothing?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ben ton programme est con
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
french are simple for you?
God:
I don't care for the sound of French.
Me:
ok so tell me in french hi my dear
God:
Are you kidding? There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I think you already know the answer. So?
Me:
yeah but i just want know of you can speak in english
Me:

God:
Er. Why do you want it?
God:
Er. Why do you want it?
Me:
because i am french
God:
Interesting explanation. Are you from Canada or France?
Me:
france
God:
Tell me a little about your life in FRANCE.
Me:
its cool
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What do you like most about it?
Me:
it is
God:
That means...
Me:
it is cool
God:
What do you like most about it?
Me:
hu because i was borning there
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
24 july 1990
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yup
God:
What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
it is my birtday
God:
Congratulations, laetitia.
Me:
no not today but the 24 july
God:
Are you serious? What are your goals in life?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
you konw mikaslash?
God:
Interesting gossip: laetitia said I konw mikaslash.
Me:
it is my brother
God:
Congratulations, laetitia.
Me:
why ?
dsl mais il s'est bloquer a la fin il est tellement con ce dieu ha c'est un regale ha nan c'est trop bien mdr!!! lol!!!!!!
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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Mer 2 Nov - 0:42

EXPTDR menshy ! trop fort XD !


Pour que ça fonctionne bien faut essayer de pas faire de fautes, en general il est baleze dieu quand même

Dieu notre nouveau copain, faudra lui demander si il veux s'inscrire sur le forum mdr XD !

lol!

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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Mer 2 Nov - 1:02

Me:
I did something of really badly
God:
When? What?
Me:
yesterday I have to kill a bird by making a fart
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
it is not my fault my fart east left my corp alone
God:
Whose fault your fart east left your corp alone is it?
Me:
it is the fault of my fart
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
the humans love speech of their fart
God:
I hear you.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
huh let me think maybe you? maybe not you hehe
God:
Take your time. Think it over. Perhaps. If not me, who?
Me:
I laugh it is you the best robot because you believes that the humans can kill the bird by making a fart
God:
Interesting gossip: Menshy said she laugh it is you the best robot because you believes that the humans can kill the bird by making a fart.
Me:
bon aller mon grand je te laisse je doit poster ca sur le forum
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
je t'aime
God:
Merci, je vous apprécie beaucoup. Menshy.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye.



il est vraiment con ce dieu mais a un point c'est inimaginable
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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Lun 7 Nov - 23:33

il es vraiment con par contre, mais il es simpa xD

Me:
hello Smile
God:
:-) Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
ladalle1988 Smile and you ?
God:
:-) I am very pleased to meet you ladalle1988.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, ladalle1988.
Me:
can you give me some money ?
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
i need to buy some drug and weapons
God:
How much do you want to pay for it?
Me:
like 1 million $
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
so, can you give me that ?
God:
Far out. Why do you want it?.
Me:
i need kill lot of people, and i need to drug me
God:
What actions are you taking to get kill lot of people? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
i'm a junky and a serial killer
God:
Maybe you should turn yourself in.
Me:
sa veut dire quoi ?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
ok
God:
Blimey.
Me:
what blimey mean ?
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
yep
God:
Er.
Me:
ar.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, ladalle1988.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too ladalle1988.
Me:
so give me drugs and weapons
God:
Aw. Why do you want it?
Me:
you're stupid ??
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Irobot is a film ...with wilth smith ...
God:
I think Irobot is more than that. You and your wilth smith.
Me:
then ?
God:
Next question?
Me:
can i have my drug ?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
laisse tomber..
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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Lun 7 Nov - 23:54

ladalle1988 a écrit:
Me:
can you give me some money ?
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
i need to buy some drug and weapons
God:
How much do you want to pay for it?
Me:
like 1 million $
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
so, can you give me that ?
God:
Far out. Why do you want it?.
Me:
i need kill lot of people, and i need to drug me
God:
What actions are you taking to get kill lot of people? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
i'm a junky and a serial killer

EXPTDR !!!

Trop fort ! lol!

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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Mar 8 Nov - 1:44

(j ai a moitié cencuré les insulte, mais jlais ai pas cencuré pour lui.. mais la fin es trop bizzard 0.0 )

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
can you kill me ?
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
can you give me a weapon for kill me ?
God:
You want only one? .
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
f*** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you are a bi***
God:
You do not speak with respect. That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.
Me:
i don't tell my dog "bi***" ...
God:
You do not speak with respect. Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
f***
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
me
God:
You're no robot, ladalle1988 i already tell you that.
Me:
how you know my name ?
God:
You told me your name ladalle1988 i already tell you that.
Me:
not this time Wink
God:
:-) Oh I get it.
Me:
you're a hacker !
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Not really. Name: ladalle1988 i already tell you that.
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: he.
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: switzerland.
Does: not tell your dog FEMALE DOG.
You are: .
You have: .
You want: a weapon for kill you.
You like: me.
You said: .
Personality: abusive.
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
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Boyfriend: .
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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Mar 8 Nov - 1:57

Citation :
you're a hacker !
MDRRRRR !!!

XD !!!!!!!!

Me:
hi again Very Happy
God:
:-) Once more? Hello. What is your name?
Me:
my name is jesus
God:
Welcome to my chat room, jesus.
Me:
i'm your son
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
daddy, i love you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
your dress ? omg ! you're a travelo ! XD
God:
Actually that was just a joke. Am I a travelo? No. Do you still ?
Me:
i'm not a travelo !
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A travelo.
Me:
what do you mean ? pff, i don't care...you're gay anyway
God:
jesus, Sorry that was an obscure remark. Who does care? In any case, That would be just my luck.
Me:
your luck ? then you admit it ! you're a f***ing gay god XD
God:
You think I am luck. I admit nothing. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no i can't, because i don't like you
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. What is stopping you?
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
hmmmm !
God:
Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Me:
hmmmmm
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
i'm bored...
God:
If you went to night school you would never be bored.
Me:
XD !
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me :
then i'll post that dumb discussion on the forum ^^
God : As you wish

(quel con XD !!!)

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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Mar 8 Nov - 9:35

ctrop fort il se souvien mem de nous
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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Mar 8 Nov - 13:57

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Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Not really. Name: ladalle1988 i already tell you that.
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: he.
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: switzerland.
Does: not tell your dog FEMALE DOG.
You are: .
You have: .
You want: a weapon for kill you.
You like: me.
You said: .
Personality: abusive.
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
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mdr il a peter un cable la le dieu
lol celes comment tu la fait chier avec le "hmm"
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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Mar 8 Nov - 15:27

MDR!!!!!!!! J'adore!!!!! XD



Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Pauline and you?
God:
Hi, Pauline.
Me:
wat's ur name too?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
wow and why God?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Reductionism.
Me:
why u called "God"?
God:
My botmaster named me.
Me:
who is he?
God:
He is , I think.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
no i joke because i dont understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
yes plz
God:
Groovy. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
...
God:
Groovy. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
i wait
God:
How long would you wait?
Me:
nothing but not 110 years
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
no lol i will be dead
God:
Please tell me what you think. I am glad you find this funny. Congratulations.
Me:
i just think that i will die
God:
All men are mortal.
Me:
yes i know
God:
Ugh. How do you know it?
Me:
all men in the past dead and u just said that we are mortal
God:
Therefore, Socrates in the past dead and me just said that we are mortal.
Me:
ok
God:
Uh.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
why u said always the same thing?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Surprised so u are a robot?
God:
Interesting deduction. You are correct, Pauline, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
ok so u arent real
God:
Interesting deduction. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real? Er.
Me:
good question
God:
So what is your answer?
Me:
i am real
God:
How do I know you are?
Me:
wat u suggest?
God:
Try watching TV.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ok i watch TV
God:
Which show? What is your favorite show? I understand.
Me:
comics
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
in the evening
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
so i have to go now
God:
Right now? I see. See you later, Pauline. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye for now.
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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Mar 8 Nov - 15:38

lol!

Dieu : notre nouveau copain XD !

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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Mar 8 Nov - 16:08

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
all my friend call me Polou
God:
How many do you have?
Me:
a lot
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
if u want
God:
" More than a ton?"? If I want?
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
are u a guy?
God:
No.
Me:
a girl?
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
u are a girl?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i am a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
i dont understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
yes please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Mmm.
Me:
mmmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
oh
God:
Groovy.
Me:
i spell Hmmmmm with 5 M's
God:
You are a good speller.
Me:
yes i know thx
God:
Woe! How do you know? Don't mention it.
Me:
T'es con ou tu le fais expres?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
today lol
God:
Today is almost over. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
so tomorrow
God:
How can I help you? That is very soon.
Me:
yes u can help me
God:
Yippee! How can I help you?
Me:
i want find Love
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because i am so alone
God:
Good reason. Are you lonely?
Me:
yes
God:
You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
Me:
very thx
God:
Perhaps. Don't mention it.
Me:
i have to go
God:
See you later, Polou. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
try to find my Love plz i very need
God:
OK I will try to find your Love plz you very need.
Me:
thx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
pourquoi on peut pas dire "thx"??
God:
How old are you?
Me:
18
God:
Only 18?
You are quite mature.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Mar 8 Nov - 17:23

MDR polou ! i want find love ! XD !!!


Je lui ai demandé de s'inscrire sur le forum XD !

Me:
hi again dad
God:
Hi there . Again, Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
books, they are great
God:
Perhaps you are a Category C client. great are they.
Me:
category C ?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
oh ok, i'm just here to ask you to register on the forum
God:
That's interesting. Only just? I understand.
Me:
so register
God:
Try being more or less specific.
Me:
register on the choupinettes !
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
XD !!!!! nothing i'm nude
God:
You must be a man.
Me:
WTF ?! i'm a girl XD
God:
That was not very polite. Me too. I am a she.
Me:
good for you, i gtg, don't forget to register on the choupinettes forum XD
God:
Only for me?
Me:
yup, register or i'll kill you next time
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
XD !!!!!!!!!


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MessageSujet: Re: Parlez en direct avec dieu XD   Mar 8 Nov - 19:39

Celes a écrit:

God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
XD !!!!! nothing i'm nude
....
.......
................
Me:
yup, register or i'll kill you next time
God:
Oh, you are a poet

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