Parlez en direct avec dieu XD

MDR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! franchement ce dieu il est trop il te dit i am a "she" aprer tu lui dit ho t une fille et il te ouais je suis un garcon putian il est trop zarb mdr
tu savai que toute les discution elle etai enrgistrer c lui qui me la dit quand j'ai can you fuck up my ass lolll il a repondu ho how old are you et aprer c la qui ma dit tu te rend compte que toute les discution sont enregistrer mdr!!!

lol

Toujours aussi con ce dieu (con est dans le dico, j'ai le droit ^^).

Retournez donc lui faire coucou, ça lui fera plaisir XD

Me:
hey god ! it's me again !
God:
Hello child. What's your name? Once more? Hello, , nice to see you again.
Me:
it's celes, i'm back because i love you
God:
is celes you are back because you love me? it is?
Me:
yup
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
don't ask me stupid questions
God:
Is it impolite?
Me:
it is, if you keep asking me such things like that, i'm gonna come to heaven to kick your butt ^^
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
happy new year !
God:
Happy new year to you too, .
Me:
oh, and merry christmass
God:
I hear you. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
i don't know. So, did you register on the forum ?
God:
Me either. Tell me more. No I didn't register on the forum. What's it like?
Me:
it's the choupinettes !
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
wow amazing ! don't forget to register the next time or i'll eat your dog
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Yes it amazes me too. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
you're boring, cya
God:
The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.

mdr!!!! monstrueux si il ne vien pas sur le forum tu va bouffer son chien XD!!

franchement

Me:
salut vieux ! ça faisait longtemps !
God:
Tell me more about your . My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
oh shit, i forgot you were english xD
God:
Great. You used a colloquial expression. Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Me:
really ? 0_o
God:
For real. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no i don't mind, go ahead
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "".
Me:
you forgot my name ?
God:
Perhaps Myself rebooted me since then.
Me:
haha lol ! you're a noob xD
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . I'm glad you find this amusing. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a noob xD? No.
Me:
you are a noob stfu
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a noob stfu? I don't know.
Me:
i'll kos you in lab 4
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
scammer
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
yeah...cya noob...AND YOU ARE KOS ! xD !
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. TTYL, . You think I am KOS. I like the way you talk.

MDRRR kos le ^^ fait lui gouter les joies du sm ^^